Pillow Talk (10/7/2008)

7 10 2008

Some people say that variety is the spice of life, but they have it all wrong.  The spice of life is sex.  And the spice of sex is variety…or a greased up tuba player

If you’re working at a clothing store, a good prank to pull on someone with X-ray vision is to not actually put the clothes they bought into their bag.  They see through clothes so they can’t tell the difference… well, i guess its not as much a prank as it is robbery.  Update: This prank works even better on blind people!

People’s reaction when someone is beating a horse with a stick is really dependent on what happens after the beating.  If blood comes out then everybody cries, but if an assortment of candy and confetti comes out everybody laughs and runs to go get it.  And if both come out.. well, let’s just hope that never happens again.

They came out with a new product that is a mixture of peanut butter and jelly inside the same jar to try to save people time.  I decided to try it out for the first time yesterday and it didn’t really save me that much time.  If they really wanted to save me time they could have just told me not to eat it and spooned a little bit into my pants.

Pirates sure do like booty a lot.  I mean I like butts too but not nearly as much as they do.  I guess thats why they call them butt pirates.




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